adamsmasher:

aurumsystem:

lovelymimic:

Welcome to Mimic Ikea! Don’t worry about it.

is Mimic Ikea one large mimic housing many smaller mimics?

Don’t worry about it

(via singing-not-sleeping-beauty)

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

my partner doesn’t understand 99% of technology or the internet but i’ve let him use my instagram a couple times and all that’s really come of it is he’s now obsessed with a specific dog i follow and asks about him like he’s a guy we know

he’ll be at work and i just get texts like this

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hollowboobtheory:

can’t believe I nearly forgot to share this

(via simplyfroggy)

theneoncaster:

Mystic Lilies is for real an RPG I truly adore and if you enjoy RPGs where you play complicated and non-heroic characters you owe it to yourself to play it.

Grab Mystic Lilies on Itchio!

(via theresattrpgforthat)

mulberrydyke:

mulberrydyke:

mulberrydyke:

mulberrydyke:

mulberrydyke:

mulberrydyke:

mulberrydyke:

incoming level 4 soup event !

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might be a level 5 … standby

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dairy and flour integration successful … we’re in the home stretch people … please continue standing by

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undergoing maneuver Bravo-Romeo-Delta , this is it people !

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BRACE FOR IMPACT

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The incident passed , you’re now safe to leave your homes and begin assessing the damage , but expect aftershocks this evening and around noon for the next few days . STAY VIGILANT !

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I did not have as much paprika in my pantry as I thought and would have liked (and I used Mexican paprika despite them saying not to cause this is rural TX and that’s all we got so suck my dick), but still A++

(via sskyeh)

pocketss:

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mmm soob

(via doomsdayoutlaw)

lolotehe:

laika-the-bitch:

laika-the-bitch:

in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

scale as in „to climb“ comes from the latin scala, for ladder.

scale as in the measuring device comes from the old norse skal, for a drinking vessel sometimes used as a weighing device

scale as in the dermal plating on the skin of some fish and reptiles comes from the old french escale, for shell or husk.

Three languages enter, one language leaves.

(via singing-not-sleeping-beauty)

woppetry:

youreverydaydaly:

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Gotta be constantly vigilant for this bad boy

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animesickos:

erarg:

txttletale:

txttletale:

txttletale:

ever since reading addiction by design and vicious games i’m insane about the machine gambling industry. one of the most evil soul-crushing parts of this world

there’s a passage in vicious games where cassidy interviews betting shop owners and literally every single one of them tells her that once they started introducing betting machines (slot machines, video poker, etc.) customers getting violent went from being a rare possibility to being a regular occurence that had to be considered ‘part of the business’

and the pathologization / disease model of gambling addiction is so fucking evil too. these industries are spending millions of dollars to create open air spike traps and invite people to take long walks on the slippery path around the spike traps and when people fall in and get impaled by spikes they say “it’s very sad that these people had personalities that were so prone to getting spiked and are now suffering from spikes-impaling-them-disease. we have utmost sympathy and encourage everyone to walk responsibly around our giant open-air spike pits”

crushing excerpt from addiction by design that stuck with me

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as the Sickos always say, “gambling sucks ass”

(via drdemonprince)

bignoseagenda:

Can a house be haunted even as it burns down?

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Just in time for Halloween comes an elegantly haunting game about stopping ghosts in the blazing inferno of their emotions. BURNAWAY is “a game about making tough choices in the literal heat of the moment,  and coping with the consequences when the ash has settled”, and is now live on Kickstarter. Backing now (10/03) gets you early bird pledge rewards.

I had the pleasure of writing for this grimly hopeful game. Check it out and support here.

(via thydungeonguy)

sylveondreams:

vanilla-kitty:

luckymewciano:

luckymewciano:

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One of my favorite genres of post

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i gotta show yall a our discord classic

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(via s3lene)

moonlitlillypop:

queerlyhalloween:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

thought this was gonna produce some cool art but its literally just violence

10/10

I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about this is absolutely a work of art

(via singing-not-sleeping-beauty)

bosspigeon:

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

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(via lizard-tiddies)